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Town Meeting Night Where IS My AK47 Automatic Rifle

Tuesday, August 25, 2009
By Mike Hammer (alias the peasant)

Gotta go to the Town Hall tonight, their having a meeting. I will be packing my Glock. I always do when I go out in public. I’m a firm believer in my constitutional rights, and what better place to express this than in a public building. I’ll meet up with some friends there and I’ll hint that I’m pack’n. They’ll appreciate me standing up for their rights and my readiness to protect the public.
Just so you know, I also work as a volunteer at the orphanage. But you can bet there will be a lot more orphans if I catch any Latinos breaking into my house or my neighbors house trying to steal Christmas presents from underneath the tree like they did last Christmas. My trailer is my home and my home is my castle, and if anyone tries to break in and take my 19 inch Toshiba color TV I’ll blow their brains out all over the back wall and frame them like a Picasso masterpiece at Louvre.
I’ll be heading out for my morning whiskey now. I always carry my pearl handled revolver when I go into town. Only this time if any of those out-of –toners start any shenanigans I’ll fill full of lead.
I’m a God fearing bible believing Christian, and as such it is my sacred obligation as a husband and a parent to protect my home and to ensure the safety of my family. Anyone intruding into my house to rape my wife and daughter will be sent directly to hell. No passing Go and no Get Out of Jail Free card.
I gotta tell ya I’m sick of people trespassing on my property to pick wild blueberries from that bush in the wooded section at the far end of my property. I just put up a sign on my front lawn “TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT” and I a’int kiddin. If a see any intruders, I’ll open up on them with a couple cartridges of bird shot, then send out my pit bull for mop up duty.
The only thing I have to say here is that I don’t need no government telling me what to do and interfering with my life. The government is not my mother. I can take care of any problems that come my way with the help of my buddy Smith @ Wesson.
John Edwards was right. There are two Americas. The wussy $400 haircut ones and the don’t tread on me or mess with me ones. Obama will be gone and long forgotten four years from now and my side will be back in control. Then we’ll put government back in its place just like we did over the past eight years.

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