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Herman Cain For President Republicans Can’t Be Serious Can They

Monday, May 23, 2011
By Mike Hammer (alias the peasant)

Herman Cain for president? Are you serious? What solutions does he propose to balnce the budget and reduce unemployment? Here is how he presents his claim to throne of the GOP and ultimately the Oval Office”

“No, I have never held public office before, and I may not know how Washington works, as some have pointed out. But I do not want to learn how to create a $14 trillion national debt, or waste $1 trillion to create a stalled economy and a nine percent unemployment rate or continue to push problems off on future generations.”

Here he admits right off he’s not qualified by pointing out he has no public office experience and has no idea how Washington works. Apparently, he figures his ignorance is his strongest attribute. He then goes on to prove his ignorance by reciting trite references to the debt and how the stimulus program created nine percent unemployment. Either Cain is a moron or he’s vying for the votes of morons. Tell me again Herman, stimulus spending creates unemployment? Are you sure about that?

He goes on with this:

“Our collective vision for America is to change those results for the better with a direct boost to the economy using bold tax reductions, responsible regulatory reductions, a restructuring of social programs and common-sense solutions to our national problems.”

Cain’s vision is to change the results for America by doing the exact same thing that created those results. It was the Bush tax cuts that primarily pushed the debt to 14 trillion and why Cain believes doubling down with more bold tax reductions won’t double down on the 14 trillion is beyond me. But even hearing Cain say this hurts my brain. Can’t this guy say anything that isn’t totally insane?

As we delve further into Cain’s vision he starts talking in code words; responsible regulatory reductions translates into get government off our backs, and restructuring of social programs translates into refreshing the tree of liberty with the blood of the elderly and the huddled masses, the wretched refuse yearning to breathe free.

What are these common-sense solutions to our national problems? Sarah Palin says the same thing. They never say what the common sense solutions are. I guess they won’t know until they are sitting in the White House and have to make them up. I think some self-help book writer has a book out there entitled Common Sense Solutions to Life’s Problems that both Cain and Palin intend to fall back on in formulating these common sense solutions. I think Einstein referenced the same book while developing his relativity theory.

I think it’s great that a man with common sense can become the ruler of the free world. I think a man who has the courage to stand in front of the country and say “the reason why the debt is so high is that we pay too much taxes”, and” if we restructure our social programs than the needs of the elderly won’t be as big of a problem”. Moreover, “if we stop regulating business then business won’t have to be worried about being regulated”.  

Don’t ask me to explain any of this; go ask Alice, I think she’ll know, it all makes sense in Wonderland.

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