PHP 5.1 or later requires: no simplexml_load_file() Pitchfork Uprising » RELIGION http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising The American Peasant Tue, 24 May 2011 17:55:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 The Republican House Debt Ceiling Catastrophe Perry Stone You Need to Preach This End of The World Coming http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2011/05/16/the-republican-house-debt-ceiling-catastrophe-perry-stone-you-need-to-preach-this-end-of-the-world-coming/ http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2011/05/16/the-republican-house-debt-ceiling-catastrophe-perry-stone-you-need-to-preach-this-end-of-the-world-coming/#comments Mon, 16 May 2011 18:34:42 +0000 Mike Hammer (alias the peasant) http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/?p=789 It all began with the attacks upon America on September 11th 2001. The twin tower monoliths collapsed signaling the 2000 year end of the time of the gentiles. Things have gone downhill for this country since then and more biblical events are ready to be unleashed upon our doomed nation.

Economically I think we are on the verge of hyperinflation. If the U.S. delays or fails to raise its debt ceiling the value of the dollar will be seriously questioned by our creditors and its value will plummet. The Federal Reserve will be forced to print volumes of additional dollars to make up for the devaluation. The Fed will also be forced to print the additional dollars in a desperate attempt to keep the international financial system stable. The combination of a devaluation of the dollar due to its unsoundness caused by America defaulting on its loans and the consequential necessity of printing more dollars will lead to a catastrophic hyperinflation. This could all be in play by the end of 2011.

America needs to be wiped off the map before all hell breaks out on earth. The only thing holding back Armageddon is the good ole USA. Its destruction is the first thing that has to happen in order for the new world order to be established and the ensuing power struggle between east and west that will lead to the battle of Armageddon. The first step in the decline in America is economic. The next step would be natural causes.

“And I will shew wonders in heaven above, and signs in the earth beneath; blood, and fire, and vapour of smoke: The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before that great and notable day of the Lord come:” Acts2 :19-20. I always wondered what kind of wonders we could possibly expect to see in the heavens. I now believe the one event that could fit this prediction would be a pole shift.
A shift in the earth’s magnetic poles where north becomes south and south becomes north would result in the aurora borealis being visible in the lower latitudes. This would light up the night skies over much of the United States and would indeed be qualify as being a wonder in the heavens. It could also bring about geographical catastrophes such as earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. I am expecting that we will be seeing this pole shift over the next few years as fulfillment of this bible verse.

Political disaster is also on the horizon. The United States will shatter like a broken piece of glass due to polarizing political views hardened by foolish dogma entrenched in the population by diluted teachings from church leaders and a younger generation that seeks divine truths in reality television programs. Fallen angels influence the behavior of Americans today toward foolishness which in turn angers our heavenly father. These devious angels turn God against us. The end result will be a repeat of the story of the tower of Babel. One nation speaking different languages or in our case polar opposite political and religious beliefs making it impossible for us to communicate with one another. The ultimate confusion leads to a breakdown into opposing factions that can no longer live in a house united.

As I mentioned previously, these fallen angels need to bring down the United States in order to remove this barrier that is the ultimate defense of Israel, their primary target. Moreover, in some way that remains a mystery, Americans are the descendants of the lost tribes of Israel, the descendants of Abraham. The fallen angels know that by corrupting us they will bring the wrath of God down on those who once knew him but now deny him.

Here is how it plays out:

Economic collapse caused by a challenge to the debt ceiling leading to hyper-inflation.

Structural collapse of the USA caused by conflicting religious and political beliefs fueled by hate of each other and the government.

Geographical catastrophe with the occurrence of a pole shift which will light up the heavens in the lower latitudes of the U.S. by the Aurora Borealis (the Northern Lights) an absolute wonder appearing in the heavens.

This is what will happen over the next few years. Beyond that it gets worse. It is the U.S. that gets hit first so let’s focus on that. These results are irreversible and are already in motion. You may be able to save yourself but the rest is doomed. All that is happening now is happening behind the scenes in the spiritual realm. It is out of our control. We are chess pieces in a fierce contest where the human casualty rates will be unimaginably high.

Of course I could just be a madman spewing foolishness brought about by the current hopelessness and despair of this great recession. Only time will tell, but you know deep down inside that I just may have it right because to some degree you’re feeling and seeing the same thing I am.

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Chuck Norris On Mother Mary and Obamacare http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/12/15/chuck-norris-on-mother-mary-and-obamacare/ http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/12/15/chuck-norris-on-mother-mary-and-obamacare/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:16:49 +0000 Mike Hammer (alias the peasant) http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/?p=593 Chuck Norris believes that if Mary, the mother of our savior, had access to Obamacare, she would have been advised out of the pregnancy by the local Bethlehem branch of Planned Parenthood:

Lastly, as we sit on the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary were covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor uninsured teenaged woman were provided the federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood, etc.) to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy? Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn? Imagine all the great souls who could have been erased from history and the influence of mankind, if only they too would have been as progressive as Washington’s wise men and women!

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I object to using the Holy Mother as a prop in the health care debate. It borders on sacrilege. Leave her out of it. Besides there was that conversation with the Archangel Gabriel and Mary’s acquiescence to be a willing servant of god. Who are you going to listen to anyway, an archangel or some Planned Parenthood social worker? This analogy is a stretch when used in this context and in some cultures writing something like this would get you stoned to death.

I guess the implication here is that Emmanuel, if he was scheduled to arrive in the time of Obamacare would have had his mission scuttled by a pro-choice society. He might never have seen the light of day.

“Imagine all the great souls who would have been erased from history”; now imagine all the Genghis Khans who would have offset those great souls who would also have been erased. Naw, the argument just doesn’t fly with me Chuck.

By the way, to follow up on your point, Herod had his own family planning program in place at time, only he was quite content to kill newborns as well as unborns. Didn’t matter much back then. Are you really going to compare Obama to Herod? There were 1.37 million abortions in the United States in 1996. Assuming a similar number this year, are you going to lay this on Obama?

Why is it that you let the women who go to have the procedure off the hook and blame Obama who had no input on the decision or procedure in the first place? Doesn’t make sense. Seems to me that your problem is with those women not Obama.

Chuck, you may be suffering from a disconnect between church teaching and real life. Nobody has been able to reconcile the two. Yes, stoning people to death has been tried but even that didn’t persuade anybody. We just have not come up with a way to resolve this issue. Certainly you haven’t.

Civic leaders cannot be blamed for human behavior. They didn’t create the species and they can’t dictate to women how to deal with pregnancy issues. You can try Chuck, but good luck on that one.

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Houston Has a Gay Mayor Texas a Red State or Rainbow State http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/12/15/houston-has-a-gay-mayor-texas-a-red-state-or-rainbow-state/ http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/12/15/houston-has-a-gay-mayor-texas-a-red-state-or-rainbow-state/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:42:55 +0000 Mike Hammer (alias the peasant) http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/?p=589 Annise Parker is a lesbian, and she is also the newly elected mayor of Houston, Texas.

“This election has changed the world for the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered community. … just as it is about transforming the lives of all Houstonians for the better.”

I knew it, Texas isn’t a red state, it’s a rainbow state. Who woudda knew? Texas resides inside the Bible Belt so this election has attracted special attention. Many nationally known fundamentalist preachers thrive here and consider Houston their backyard. Now they have some explaining to do. Before you know it they’ll be gay preachers infecting our pulpits. I wanna know what you televangelists are going to do about this outrage?

Why is it that in spite of all your teaching and admonitions against the evil of homosexuality you were ignored? If you can’t hold the line in Texas then we are surly to be soon overrun by these creatures from hell. I can’t imagine what sorry soul was running against Ms. Parker that Houston preferred to vote for a homosexual.

Apparently, fundamental Christianity cannot prevent this place from becoming a Sodom and Gomorrah. I know it doesn’t snow in Texas during Christmastime, but I suspect the fire and brimstone will start falling shorty. It won’t be a white Christmas in Texas but expect temperatures to be warmer than normal and lightning bolts to be flying all over the place.

It’s hard to take a position and expect the world to conform to it. The warriors of god have their shields and armor strapped on but they lack air support. The coordinence of the enemy has been radioed to central command but the message never got through. The soldiers of the Lord have been left deserted and they have been out- flanked and left in an untenable position.

At some point the Lord has gotta respond to the prayers and pleadings of His faithful for they are beginning to look like fools. We must be on the wrong frequency because our communications are not getting through. Maybe god has shut his radio off. The situation does not bode well.

WHOM AMONG US HAS GOD;S NUMBER? CAN YOU CALL HIM UP AND ASK HIM TO CONFIRM OUR ORDERS BECAUSE THE BATTLE SEEMS TO BE GOING AGAINST US.

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Perry Stone Feasting On Fresh Manna Fest or Manifestly a Fraud http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/12/15/perry-stone-feasting-on-fresh-manna-fest-or-manifestly-a-fraud/ http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/12/15/perry-stone-feasting-on-fresh-manna-fest-or-manifestly-a-fraud/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:32:56 +0000 Mike Hammer (alias the peasant) http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/?p=586 What gives you the right Perry Stone to use the Holy Bible and the words of God as an implement to bludgeon President Obama brains in? Do you believe that when the words written in the book of Nehemiah were penned they were referring to the loan Washington gave to prevent General Motors from going out of business? Do you believe they were referring to a future president of the United States whom you imply has made people feel more oppressed than you can remember? Do you believe god will bring judgment down on this country you love because of president Obama?

These are political opinions you harbor, and you now sacrilegiously use the sacred scriptures to validate them. Do you think god has little concern for the Christians who live in Detroit? Are not the born again Christians on the GM assembly line thanking the Lord for securing their jobs? Do you think they feel oppressed by Obama or by capitalists who have sent manufacturing jobs overseas where slave like wages are still in vogue?

I watch your Manna Fest show and I heard you preach all these things at a camp meeting you attended. You said that god told you to say these things, but I could say that god prompted me to write this article with the same authority that you make that claim.

You mentioned that Obama said this was not a Christian nation; will you use the words of god to condemn him for saying that? Sure, the country is predominately occupied by Christians, but all peoples are welcome here and people who are Jewish are as American as you are and they would be offended by your claiming this country for Christ. This country was founded on the principle of people being free to practice their religion regardless of what that religion might be, but you apparently don’t like the idea.

You lose your credibility as a teacher of the Word when you go political like this. I watch Manna Fest because I believed you to be an ordained preacher of god’s word and that what you said could be taken with authority. Now you’ve blown it. You make things up and intersperse your political beliefs with your teachings on the scriptures. Now we don’t know what to take as the word of god or the word of Perry Stone.

I take it there is no authority on earth to correct you when you’re out of line and abusing your right to take the pulpit. It’s really too bad because people believe everything you say and they are occasionally being misled.

Try to keep your preaching focused on the bible dude, stick to the subject matter because your politics is faulty and divisive.

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Dr. Van Impe Flawed Rapture Theory Blinded Pharisee http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/09/02/dr-van-impe-flawed-rapture-theory-blinded-pharisee/ http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/09/02/dr-van-impe-flawed-rapture-theory-blinded-pharisee/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:14:12 +0000 Mike Hammer (alias the peasant) http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/?p=270 jACK VAN IMPEDr. Van Impe, you look to be raptured at any moment but we are not even close to the scenario that needs to be in place in order for that to happen. If the rapture were to happen today, it would be impossible for the entire story of Revelation to play out over the next seven years. The political setup is not in place, the Dome of the Rock still sits over the Temple site, and the United States is still the reigning superpower and sworn protector of Israel. These are just a few samples that make your claim for an “any moment rapture” unworkable. We would be at least a half century away to be in position for rapture under your teachings.
The other problem is that if there were a rapture, say tomorrow, you would have the whole world not noticing the missing of millions of people. How could the world continue to operate if the Christians suddenly evaporated? The ensuing chaos would be an apocalypse in and of itself, bringing the world to a standstill. Nothing could happen never mind all the events written in revelation.
John in his revelation does not see a rapture catastrophe. In fact, he sees the contrary, peace. Peace comes first then disaster, not the other way around. I think you and others who promulgate the rapture are preaching a story with holes in it. Something is wrong. Pieces of the story are missing.
Still I think we are at the end, and we should not be caught off guard because we can’t piece the scriptures , as we have them, to work the way we need them to in order to be at the end. We need to look at current world circumstances to fill the gap missing in the written text.
End time scholars look for a one world system, a Babylonian mystery religion, the whore of Babylon, a seven headed beast but have failed to interpret John’s visions in a way that they could see that all these things are already here. While they struggle to interpret the ancient text they are missing the whole event as it transpires before their eyes. They know it’s here; they just can’t reconcile scripture with reality.
The rapture will be of spirit and soul, but the physical body will remain. There will be no missing people. Christianity may evaporate but their soulless bodies will still be here. The protector of Israel will be gone in spirit but not in person. This is a critical point. Something will have been removed from the world that will allow the attack on Israel that cannot happen today. If the United States turns against Israel politically we will know the rapture has taken place. You will still be here but your spirit will be gone. Your body has no worth anyway since it will turn back into dust whence it came. These soulless Christians will either convert to the mystery religion, or be a voice that condemns this religion.
There are two stories in the bible I want to conclude this chapter of my discussions on this subject. One of them is the story of the three wise men. I have always been fascinated by these guys. They were not Jews, but they could interpret the time of the birth of the Messiah when the biblical scholars could not. The parallel for today is the same. The wise will understand not the scholars. The wise men acquired their wisdom from empirical evidence along with the text. So it is today, we have the text, but we have to look closely to what is taking place around the world as well.
The other story is when Jesus says it will be as in the times of Noah. Everything is normal until the crash. Nobody sees it coming. But the thing that intrigues me about the times of Noah is that some form of human behavior was so repulsive to god, that He regretted creating mankind, and went ahead and destroyed it. We humans are doing the same thing Noah’s people were doing. The thing that got them all killed. What is that act that we may all be committing that will lead to our doom? Look around, ask yourself that question. What is this crime that we share with the people of Noah’s time that will cause god destroy His creation on earth for a second time.
That is all for now. Much more to be discussed later. Just remember, the wise will understand.

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America in Bible Prophesy The End of the World http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/08/25/america-in-bible-prophesy-the-end-of-the-world/ http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/08/25/america-in-bible-prophesy-the-end-of-the-world/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:11:05 +0000 Mike Hammer (alias the peasant) http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/?p=243 Biblical prophecy predicts the return of the Lord and the end of the world as we know it. There are tons of books and preachers on TV who constantly address this event. They are all sure we are living in the last days, and indeed it could happen at any moment.
Here is what I know. Most of what I’ve see on TV and read skirts around the subject but leaves me with very little knowledge of what to expect and when. No one can really seem to get to the core of what is really happening today as we live through the final chapter of the bible. The very words of this chapter are being penned before our eyes as well as behind the scenes in the spiritual realm simultaneously.
The writing of the final chapter in world history began on September 11, 2001. The attack on the World trade Center was an unmistakable biblical event marking the end of the times of the gentiles. The two monoliths of the Trade Center represented two millennia (two thousand years) wherein the focus of the world had passed away from Israel and onto the converted pagan nations. During this time the unwritten but extended chapters of the New Testament were played out. But the time has now come for god to bring the sufferings of His chosen people to an end.
The West has been crashing ever since September 11th. Our time is up and the decline and destruction of the West will be continuous. Look for financial and natural disasters to hit with increasing intensity from here on out. Even the breakup of the United States is probable. Severe drought will hit the nation’s mid-section. Coastal storms and flooding will eat away our coastlines. Volcanic activity will erupt in unexpected parts of the country. It will all be very severe so that everyone will know these are biblical events.
All these things will transpire over the next 25 to 35 years. I think the September 11th disaster set off a time clock. I believe that September 11th was quite possibly the actual day Jesus was born. He lived 33 years and I believe there is a parelell here in that He will wrap everything up in a 33 year period starting from that date.
One of the events we will see very shortly is a pole shift. Jesus said there would be signs in the sky, and a pole shift would drop the Aurora Borealis down to the lower latitudes. This would be the most unmistakable and spectacular sign in the sky you could imagine. Perhaps this is what will take place in the year 2012.
Regarding the “Rapture”, I think everyone has this wrong. The rapture is the removal of the spiritual essence of the saved, with their corrupted bodies being left behind to continue as usual. In this scenario the rapture could have already taken place. The spiritual you has been removed but the animal self stays behind. God does not want the saved souls to experience the tribulation that is about to wrack this world.

There is much more to discuss. I’ll leave it at this for now, and will add more later.

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Hal Lindsey and Dr. Van Impe – No New World Order http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/08/14/hal-lindsey-and-dr-van-impe-no-new-world-order/ http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/2009/08/14/hal-lindsey-and-dr-van-impe-no-new-world-order/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:19:40 +0000 Mike Hammer (alias the peasant) http://www.stonehamtruckequipment.com/pitchforkuprising/?p=229 hal-lindsey-news[1]Hal Lindsey, Dr. Van Impe listen up. The prediction of a coming new world order is not going to happen. The common teachings that we have been listening to concerning this subject are off base. The conventional interpretation of the new world order is wrong. I believe that there is not enough time left between now and the coming of the Lord for a complete consolidation of world political powers along the lines now being taught. Somehow the teachers on the subject have gotten this all wrong.
The phrase new world order must have a different meaning than the political interpretation we have bestowed upon it. The new world order must already exist; we just have been unable to recognize it even though it has formed before our very eyes.
The new world order is a common understanding among the world populations on every continent including all ethnic groups and races of a commonality of shared understandings of global behavior and commerce that has essentially made the people of the world a homogenous organism that will agree in unison to certain precepts that are beneficial to all peoples at the same time.
The beast knows what the common ties are among the peoples of the world and what will bring them all together in an instant. Governments have nothing to do with this. The beast will trigger the event that will unite the peoples of the world. A currently known political leader will be the chosen icon that the world will look to as it looks for someone to speak for everyone and to explain what has happened and what needs to be done.
There is no need for political realignment. The de-facto world leader can perform this task in his current position and all other world leaders will conform to his dictates. This is because the event that will reveal the new world order will be so dramatic that no other world leader will have an answer for it and have no choice but to follow this world leader.
The only question is what possible event could unite the people of the world and to get them to look to this chosen world leader to essentially take over. One possibility is a Swine Flu pandemic. If this flu mutates and becomes untreatable; the whole world will unite to take action to keep the fatalities down. If the casualties threaten to be in the millions, the world expects a leader from among the industrialized countries to respond since they will have the vaccines and distribution capacity to respond. A religious leader similar to the pope would be looked upon for a spiritual explanation and for guidance and consolation.
I could line up the scriptural references to substantiate this type of scenario, but I’m not writing a book here. My contention here is that the new world order will be a coming together of the peoples of the world not its governments. The beast is trying to deceive the whole world not just politicians. The beast does not see political boundaries, just billions of souls to control. Governments can never combine so the beast will just go directly to the people.

I am not predicting a swine flu pandemic. But the scenario fits my hypothesis. It could very well be some other event the will have the same effect. Possibly a nuclear attack or a worldwide natural disaster. Whatever it is it will be sudden and very soon. The new world order will be established overnight and will be by necessity rather than by persuasion.
I believe an unexpecting world has come to the end of the line. Just as in the times of Noah destruction will come without advance notice and at a time least expected. I’ll let the bible scholars fill in the blanks to reconcile what is written above with what is written in scripture. The time has come and the end of all things will conclude over a short period of years. I see it and feel it and you do to.
Forget the talk of reviving ancient empires. They are already revived in some form and all that was predicted along these lines has already happened. There is nothing left to wait for. The beast is out there and ready to make his move. The single event that sets off all the end times prophesy will happen at any time now. Like a thief in the night. I expect it will happen sometime over the next five years. Current events will further clarify this as we go along. I’ll end it here. Much more to discuss in future articles.

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